If Santa sees you when you're sleeping and knows when you're awake....?

.........what do we need superman for? I mean, doesn't this mean Santa can see what color undies I'm wearing like superman can? Oh, wait. Maybe Santa is what superman did once he retired. He had to use the sleigh for flying because he developed bad super-knees after all that jumping and landing in those stupid boots that have no arch support. The sleigh is like one of those motorized chairs - but for superheroes.Right? I'm right, right?